RAMESH KAKA
“Asked the wedding budget before saying congratulations.”
THE HUNT FOR1,000,000BOSRINASIS ON.
You’re thinking of someone already.
£1 and it’s official.
Thodu monghu kevay?
130CERTIFIED
1,000,000TARGET
999,870 STILL AT LARGE
PUBLIC RECORD · UPDATED SHAMEFULLY
THE WALL OF
BOSRINAS
The evidence speaks for itself.
Vijay D Kerai
“Talks out his Ghaand, full on Lund lover, hairy like a monkey and an absolute Chodu.”
nileshbhai
“Forgot his wallet, keys and glasses. Remembered the tamaku.”
Christopher-Rajesh Patel-Smith
“Insisted he knew a shortcut, missed every turning, blamed the satnav and arrived after all the food.”
KOKILA KAKI
“Packed thepla for a two-hour flight.”
BHAVESH BHAI
“Drove across town because petrol was 2p cheaper.”
REKHA MASI
“Asked ‘married yet?’ before asking how you are.”
JIGNESH
“Bought one designer shirt. Every wedding has seen it.”
NILESH MAMA
“Still calls every supermarket Tesco.”
KIRAN FOI
“Brought food for thirty. Six people were invited.”
HITESH
“Treats his Costco card like diplomatic immunity.”
PARESH KAKA
“Knows a cheaper guy. The guy never answers.”
MITESH
“Went to Dubai once. Now consults on all Dubai matters.”
JAYESH
“Won’t pay £4 delivery. Will drive eleven miles to collect.”
DINESH BHAI
“Has never entered a shop without asking for discount.”
PRAFUL
“Said ‘we’ll eat light’ and ordered for the table.”
KETAN
“The eight-year-old remote still has plastic on it.”
JAYMIN
“Came for chai. Was still there when dinner was served.”
HARISH KAKA
“Knew your salary before learning your surname.”
ALPA BEN
“Sent ‘good morning’ to the family group at 5:47am.”
VIPUL
“Compared four caterers. Hired the first one anyway.”
NITA MASI
“Brought her own snacks to an all-inclusive resort.”
CHIRAG
“Has a spreadsheet for splitting a £12.40 bill.”
FALGUNI FOI
“Asked for the recipe while still chewing the first bite.”
KNOW A WORSE ONE?
NOMINATE A BOSRINA - £1OFFICIAL PROCEDURE · FORM 1-B
HOW TO MAKE
IT OFFICIAL.
Three steps. One permanent public record.
- 01
NOMINATE
Give us their name.
- 02
REPORT
Tell us what they did.
- 03
IMMORTALISE
They get their Bosrina number, certificate and permanent place on the Wall.
AND FOR YOUR £1...
YOUR £1 AT WORK
WHAT THEY GET.
AN OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE
OF QUESTIONABLE ACHIEVEMENT.
Made for screenshots, family groups and evidence that never needed to exist.
- 01
BOSRINA NUMBER
Their own official number.
- 02
PERSONALISED CERTIFICATE
Name, offence and all.
- 03
PERMANENT WALL ENTRY
For future generations to judge.
THE REGISTRY REMAINS INCOMPLETE
999,870
STILL AT LARGE.
You know at least one of them.
Your family WhatsApp group is basically evidence.
130CERTIFIED
999,870STILL AT LARGE
1,000,000TARGET
Your kaka would still ask for a discount.